Speed thinking 😳

I’m not sure if anyone reads this.  I’m not brave enough to share this with anyone who knows me.  It started as a place to survive, in the chaotic marriage I was living.  It started as a place for me to “talk” to myself.  It started as a place to dump my stress/heartache/anger without anyone advising me to do certain things because I wasn’t ready.  I haven’t written a lot of things but reading what has been written is eye opening.   It’s not only eye opening because I’m amazed at how strong I’ve become and how my perspective has changed but also for me to realize in life, in any written format, I NEED an editor.  I am a really close to writing an emotional charged, record breaking, run-on or at least the longest paragraph EVER!  Hilarious!  If you can’t laugh at yourself, you need to get help for that 😊.   

Ok, let’s get to the meat of the post or if you don’t eat meat, let’s get to the veggie burger.  If anyone’s reading this I can assume you’ve noticed I have ADD (ADHD).  It may cause you to get lost in my thought process but I think of it as a gift, even with my speed thinking.  These are some things I hope to discuss in this post or in future post since I tend to get bored quickly and move on, I can’t promise you what will happen.  Yes, I’m being silly.  You people are too serious out there!!! πŸ˜‹.  I need to download Kim Kardashians emojis.  There are just too many occasions that a large ass emoji is needed and I just don’t have that one on my list.  See speed thinking.  Oh yeah, that list….

  • What is the obsession with men and their penises.  What’s with all the touching?
  • What accessories distract and make dark circles around eyes less gross.
  • Seriously I’m getting a divorce and my body isn’t cooperating.   My revenge body hasn’t formed yet.  I asked Santa for it but obviously it was too awesome for the sled. 
  • Can someone please make an app that works like a photo editor in real life !?!?  I could whiten my teeth, erase a blemish or wrinkle, use a filter on my skin and then walk out the door to start my day!  “Oh wow, that Ozark filter looks great on you!”  See, it would be awesome!   I know you’re out there smarty creative genius!  Make mama happy πŸ˜‰!
  • Do all people who get divorced at 40 worry that you’ll have to date someone old.  I don’t want to date an old man.  Shit! What if am an old woman that someone fears they have to date! Damnitt!  Shiyat!
  • What am I bullet-Ing about?
  • Narcissism is so weird.
  • Empathy is awesome.
  • Cheating is for losers.
  • Men that visit strip clubs and booby restaurants alone are perverts.  PERVERTS I SAY!
  • Never ever ever say you would NEVER do something, because you will.
  • And I forgot what I’m writing about, again.
  • Oh yeah, speed thinking.
  • Being my true self in 2016!  Wait, is this Oprah’s blog….that’s what you were thinking.  Wasn’t it!?!
  • Maybe

Thank you for reading my pointless, silly post.  It feels good to not write too much about that guy and what he’s done and is doing.  Ahhhh.

Much love,

Oprah (haha)

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  • I forgot some
  • Kids.  What do they want. Why do they call my name all the time.  Who told them to call me Mommy πŸ˜‰?
  • What’s the new fad for pubic hair?  I think less is best but are 70’s bushes back in? If so, how do you handle all that muff fluff?  I can’t do it but I won’t judge you, even if your rectangle edges out of your bathing suit bottom.  You get it, Harry Sally. Haha.  
  • SPEED THINKING. Whew. I need to meditate or something.
  • How to meditate <—- haha. This is not Google.

Ok bye.

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