I’m on roll. I just laughed to myself thinking about the words my dad use to make up instead of cussing when we were little. I just said one myself which made me remember and funny stuff is worth sharing. These are a few of my favorites of my dad’s.
Confoundant <—this may be a real word but it was meant to mean something else through his mouth.
Cuss a cat <—hilarious one. Makes absolutely no sense and it never has. There is no actually no cat he was cussing. Although we did have cats.
Son on a biscuit
Son of a gun
Gosh darn it
I miss this silly man every day. I think his favorite word was “damnit”. He would say it in repetition, “damnit, damnit, damnit, damnit. He was feeling so awful near the end he could even say it more than once so he said “damnit 3 times”. It still makes me laugh a little when I think about it.